Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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