You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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