WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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