The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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