They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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