she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
this hospital has no fireball
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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