I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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