Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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