he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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