How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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