bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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