thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
do nipples grow back?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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