They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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