Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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