How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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