"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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