what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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