Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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