ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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