It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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