: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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