There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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