I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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