you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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