Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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