I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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