They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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