Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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