Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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