At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
When are your genitals available?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
