90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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