The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since