found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.