Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.