i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.