considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?