Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
His nipple licking is glorious
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