Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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