carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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