I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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