I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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