how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My pussy is not your playground.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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