lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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