The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Also, beer. Big fan.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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