I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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