so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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