Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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