Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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