Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
