She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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