And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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