So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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