Pants 0. Shit 1.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You need Xanax blowdarts
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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