Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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