Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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