What a fucking waste of an outfit
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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