You're so nebulous sometimes
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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