We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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