I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Randomize
